Ash Fighter 3000 - The Ultimate Gift For Your Ashy Friend
Are you tired of hanging out with your ashy friend? Are they embarrassing you with their dry & cracked elbows? Do you get tired of hearing them rant about how lotion is evil? Well suffer no more! Gift them the Ash Fighter 3000 and see their embarrassing elbows disappear! With just a small amount they will no longer be causing fires when they Birdman rub their hands.
Benefits: • Battles and soothes dry skin • Softens tough skin • Stops embarrassment
Ingredients: Aloe Butter, Cocoa Butter, Sunflower Oil, Flaxseed Oil, Argan Oil, Clary Sage EO
Instructions: For best results take a liberal amount and massage deeply into your ashy skin.